By Holly Little, Contributing Writer
Whether you are walking through campus, working hard in the library, or you have had one too many beverages from Benedict’s Coffeehouse, the bathroom is calling your name! But which one? We all have had some unpleasant toilet encounters, and there are bound to be ones on campus you would want to avoid. But do not worry – the following ratings have broken down what Saint Leo University has to offer, so that you can enjoy your lavatory experience.
Best to worst:
- Marion Bowman Activities Center – 9.5/10
- Benedictine Hall – 9/10
- Benedict’s Coffeehouse – 7/10
- Wellness Center – 6.8/10
- Student Activities Building – 6.5/10
- Donald R. Tapia School of Business Building- 5.5/10
- Kirk Hall – 5/10
- Student Community Center – 5/10
- Lewis Hall – 3/10
- Toilets by Campus Safety and Security – 2.5/10
Marion Bowman Center
Pros:
- The lighting is 10/10
- Modern
- Nice designs on the sink. Feels like you are in a fancy restaurant.
Cons:
- A little cold
- Noisy athletes might disturb your peaceful experience.
Overall: 9.5/10 – take a mirror pic with this rare lighting opportunity!
Benedictine Hall
Pros:
- A hidden gem
- Bright and fresh smelling
- Quiet
Cons:
- It’s hidden – did you even know this place existed?
Overall: 9/10 – give it a visit if you are ever passing by!
Benedict’s Coffeehouse
Pros:
- You do not have to walk far if you are sitting in, enjoying a beverage or three.
- Good privacy
Cons:
- Only one, so, if you are bursting you might have to wait or run across to Kirk Hall’s bathrooms to make it in time.
- Been out of order a lot recently.
Overall: 7/10
Student Activities Building
Pros:
- Easy to locate when you are in the building (to the left of the reception desk).
- Usually quiet
- There is a sign on the door that claims, “The area has been thoroughly disinfected,” and it is true!
Cons:
- The layout is super strange, not very aesthetically pleasing.
Overall: 7/10 – bonus points for fresh scents!
Wellness Center
Pros:
- The place is kept pretty clean.
- There are vending machines outside if you get hungry.
Cons:
- Average smelling
- Busy
- Gymgoers checking themselves out in the mirrors.
Overall: 6.8/10
Donald R. Tapia School of Business Building
Pros:
- The higher the floor, the quieter it is.
Cons:
- You are probably mid-class if you are here – sorry!
Overall: 5.5/10
Kirk Hall
Pros:
- A good escape from class.
- An alternative option if the Benedict’s bathroom is occupied or closed.
Cons:
- It is like a freezer in there!
- The sink is oftentimes broken or malfunctioning.
Overall: 5/10 – An uncomfortable bathroom experience.
Student Community Center (upstairs)
Pros:
- Always a lot of toilet paper
Cons:
- Kind of small/narrow. Not great if you have a big backpack.
- A bit smelly
Overall: 5/10
Lewis Hall
Pros:
- Third floor is the cleanest because they are never used.
Cons:
- Old – it is like being taken back in time.
- Generally, a sad bathroom.
Overall: 3/10 – a disappointing experience
Toilets by Campus Safety and Security
Pros:
- A feeling of safety by the security offices
Cons:
- Dark and stuffy
- Smells like a wet dog.
- Numerous bug sightings
Overall: 2.5/10 – not for the faint-hearted.
Hopefully this review does not draw too much attention to it, but the Marion Bowman bathroom is the place to be. From its modern aesthetic to its perfect selfie lighting, this bathroom slays.
Benedictine Hall comes in at #2 (excuse the pun), and, although this restroom is not one you might visit often, it is worth the journey. Also consider stopping by Benedict’s Coffeehouse for a comparingly satisfactory experience.
The same cannot be said for the likes of Lewis Hall and Campus Safety and Security. If you are paying them a visit, you are likely in an emergency – good luck!
